First
I was a League Player
About
20 years ago, I got into my first pool league. It was in Winston-Salem NC and
consisted of 3 person teams playing some form of 9 ball, with handicaps to make
it fair. I don’t remember the name of the pool room but I recall it was a
“private club” where I had to pay an annual fee in order to drink there. (Ah, government!)
I can't really remember why I joined a pool league. I think I was in there having a beer and shooting by myself when the league operator walked up, introduced himself and invited me. Since I was new in town, it seemed like a good way to meet some new people.
The
team that I was on was with 2 people, a guy and a girl, and none of us knew
either of the others. By the end of the session, which lasted about 9 months,
we were fairly decent friends and really good teammates.
Darren
was a twenty-something musician who drank Natural Light beer and chain smoked
Marlboro menthols. He was a decent player but he could choke under pressure so
we always let him play his matches first.
Natalie
was around thirty, attractive, with eyes that had seen too many sunrises (after
staying up all night), too many boyfriends (she introduced us to a different
one each week), and too many Michelob’s after her match, every week. She would
play second and then start in on the post-game celebration, usually reaching
the first Stage of Drunkenness (that’s Witty and Charming; for those of you who
haven’t read any Dan Jenkins novels - Google 10 stages of drunkenness), pretty
quickly.
I
was mid-thirties, unattached, and returning to the game after not playing for
close to twenty years. Turned out I
could still play a little, was pretty steady, occasionally very good, and loved
to play with the match on the line. I batted cleanup and, because I was older,
was elected captain. (Neither of the other two wanted to do it.)
By
the last week of league, we had managed to get into 3rd place and were
playing the 2nd place team. If we won by shut out, we’d leapfrog
them into 2nd and each of us would win $150 more in the payout. The
good news was, we couldn’t do worse than 3rd so we had nothing to
lose. (I used this to calm my teammates down; poor Darren went through a pack
of smokes just warming up.)
Darren
got up in the first match and played their best player, getting the called 7
and 8 for his spot. In the race to six, he couldn’t seem to do anything wrong
and won 6-1; seemed like he came to the table each time with a simple shot or
combo on the winning ball and made every one of them. He lit up two cigarettes in celebration.
Natalie
stepped up and played a girl, even, in a tense battle which she won on the hill
by making a table length bank on the 8 ball and got perfect shape on the
nine. When I asked her what was going
through her head when she shot the 8, she said, “Just make the damn thing. I
need a drink!”
The
Zone
I
stepped up to play their weakest player spotting 2 games on the wire and the wild
7 and 8. This is a tough spot to outrun but I was loose in the knowledge that
we couldn’t lose position, so it was a chance to jump up.
As
they were behind, the other team had the first break and my opponent was kind
enough to snap in a winning ball, twice in a row putting me down 4-0 in the
race to 6. All I could do was laugh as it was completely beyond my control. If
the guy was going to go unconscious on me, all I could do was rack and watch.
Feeling
cocky, he took a wild swing at the next break and the cue ball jumped off the
table after contact giving me ball in hand for my opening shot. Good thing, as
he’d made the 7 ball on a fluke kiss and I would have been down another game.
I
picked up the cue ball and could immediately see the pattern for the runout.
Not only could I see that, it was the only thing I could see as the rest of the
world had, sort of, disappeared. I didn’t know it, but I’d just entered The
Zone for the first time in my pool career.
I quickly ran out the rack and trailed 4-1.
My
opponent racked and I broke, making 3 balls. I quickly ran out that rack to get
to 4-2. He racked again, I broke and the
9 went in to get to 4-3. He racked for a third time and I broke, made a ball,
and had an easy 1-9 combo to get to 4-4.
I
walked over and took a sip of my beer as he racked again. Darren was in the
john and Natalie was drinking her second beer and chatting with her date so no
one said anything to me. I’m not even
sure I saw them, to tell you the truth.
By
this time because of the length of Natalie’s match, every other match had
finished and people began to crowd around the table to watch; about 50 people
in all. They were waiting for payouts, mainly, but pretty soon were all
watching us play. (I didn’t see them
when it was happening. They all came up to tell me afterwards. Part of being in
the zone, is you don’t see anything except what you’re doing.)
I
stepped up to the next rack and made two balls. I worked my way through the
rack fairly easily but got horrible position on the 7 for the pocket I’d
planned but perfect shape for a table length combo on the 9. Normally, that’s a
pretty low percentage shot for me. This time I didn’t even think about it, just
shot it in to get to 5-4.
As
my opponent racked, with me on the hill, all I could see
was a 4x9 foot stretch
of green cloth with pool balls on it. It was one of the most bizarre feelings
I’ve ever had; almost as if I was floating above the table. An out of the body
experience, downright spiritual in its feel.
The
Zone ends
I
broke the balls, making the 2 and 4 balls.
I quickly worked my way through the rack. After making the 7 ball, the
cue was coming up table into perfect position for the 8 and 9 which were close
together near the spot. It had almost stopped rolling when Darren jumped out of
his seat, walked toward me and said, “Timeout.”
I
stopped chalking my cue and looked up, surprised to find that there was anyone
else there. Darren dropped his voice and
said, “How are you going to play this?”
I
looked at the table. All that was left were 2 stop shots, about as easy as it
could ever be. I took a deep breath
because I was pissed that his interruption had completely taken me out of that
wonderful place I’d been for the last thirty minutes or so. (It felt like 30
seconds.)
“I’ve
just run 5 racks and have two stop shots to run out the set, and you want to
know how I’m going to play this?” I whispered in a barely controlled fury. “I’m
going to make them and then I’m going to kick your ass if you don’t sit the
f**k down, right now.”
Darren
went paler than usual, said, “Sorry” and went back to his seat to light up a smoke. (He, clearly, had never seen anyone in the state I'd been in and had no idea what he should do. Given the circumstances, I could just as easily have made the same mistake. I apologized to him later.)
I
took a couple of deep breaths as I walked slowly around the table, chalking my
cue, pretending that I did this sort of thing all the time. I looked at the
angles of the 3 balls on the table, one white, one black, one white with a
yellow stripe. My heart was nearly back to normal and I felt like I could shoot.
I shot both shots with the same speed that I’d used to shoot all the other ones
(except I had to think about it, this time) and split the pocket with both
shots. The crowd applauded, really loudly.
(I hadn’t realized everyone was
watching yet. The noise really snapped me back to reality.) Several people
clapped me on the back or high fived me.
I shook my opponents hand and he said,
“Man,
I’ve never seen anything like that. Nice shooting!”
The
league operator handed out the prize fund right after that and my teammates and
I each got $450 for finishing 2nd. Darren bought beers for the team.
Natalie offered herself to me (I passed) and I was bitten by the competitive
bug.
New
Leagues
Fast
forward about 15 years. I live in Richmond VA, now. I ran an 8 ball league for
about six years, until last summer when the Side Pocket closed its doors for
good. I made many friends, a few enemies, and established a reputation as a pretty
good league operator.
My
decision to take on a temporary committee role with our church took up a lot of
my time for the past year so, I dropped out of the pool scene. I stopped by
another pool room to get my cues worked on, played in the VA State 9 Ball
tournament, and refereed it. But mostly, my pool time was spent playing on my
table at home, whenever I could find a spare hour to practice.
A
few weeks ago, I decided it was time to get back into playing. I sent an email
to the operator of the BCA league at Diamonds, about twenty miles from my home,
asking him when the next session started. He passed my name along to several
team captains and I got a call the next day asking me to join a team for the
summer session. Last night was the first
match and it felt great to be back.
Things
I love about a pool room
No
matter what part of the country you go into, there are some things that happen
in every pool room. Without fail.
Swearing.
(No one can swear like pool players. Trust me. My dad was a bricklayer.)
Players
lying about how long it’s been since they played. (I haven’t picked up a cue in
years…..you wanna play some cheap sets? I need the 7 ball.)
People
that are glad to see you. (Hey, I haven’t seen you for a while. You playing
any? Let’s play some cheap sets and catch up! Can I get the 7 ball? I haven’t
been playing much…)
Couple
that with beer, a lot of smokers, an occasional bar fight….damn, I do love a
pool room!
Rack
‘em up!